Things in the conference room I'm sitting in

I'm at work for an early meeting (7:30 a.m.!), and I have set up camp in a team room, where I will be stationed for a full day of meetings. Here's what's in the room with me:

1. My stuff: laptop, glass of water, folder with meeting agenda, notebook, pen
2. Black office-issue conference phone
3. Round conference table with 7 lime green upholstered and gray-metal-armed rolling office desk chairs
4. Two white boards, one hanging on the wall to my left and one leaning against the wall across from me
5. Small round side table, and on it a stapler, a tape dispenser, and two dry erase markers (one red and one black)
6. On the floor next to the small side table: A circa 1996 computer monitor with no accompanying CPU or accessories, a white board eraser, two classic yellow #2 pencils, and a couple of inexplicable 2" black disks with screw-like things sticking up out of their centers
7. A small blue recycle-bin style trash can